I mean c'mon now.

Of all weeks, does everyone have to comment on that picture.

Sun: Did you see me?

Locke: Saw you ripping apart your own garden? No.

Sun: (Smiles)

Locke: Sometimes I wish I had a garden to rip apart.

Locke: I heard you have lost your wedding ring.

Sun: Yes. I have been looking for it everywhere.

Locke: You know, I have once lost something valuable to me. Luckily, I found it later.

Sun: How?

Locke: By finding it the way everything gets found.

Sun: (Staring at Locke)

Locke: I stopped looking.

Dave Matthews Band

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You can shake an apple off an apple tree
Shake-a, shake- suger,
But you'll never shake me
Uh-uh-uh
No-sir-ee, uh, uh
I'm gonna stick like glue,
Stick because I'm
Stuck on you

Gonna run my fingers thru your long black hair
Squeeze you tighter than a grizzly bear
Uh-uh-uh,
Yes-sir-ee, uh, uh
I'm gonna stick like glue
Stick, because I'm
Stuck on you

Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall
Ain't gonna do you no good at all
'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts
A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side
That's how love is gonna keep us tied
Uh-uh-uh
Yes-sir-ee, uh,uh
I'm gonna stick like glue
Stick, because I'm
Stuck on you

Hope everyone is enjoying their weekend. If you didn't get your newspaper on time this morning and felt compelled to complain, bite me.

It was a long week at work but a good one. We have some corporate VPs in town for a visit and it went really well. I had to dress up and remind the rest of the world that yes, indeed, I do clean up well.

I must say, having corporate bosses in town and being dressed up produces some of the most productive days I have had in a long time. Who else can go home, cook a meal, get banned from ucf and get back to work on performance reviews in a little under an hour and a half. Yes, I'm da man. Praise me and you shall be saved.

I'm frustrated about a lot of things these days. I know I can be better at them but I am not sure exactly how to get there.

We are starting to make plans for September 15th. It is going to be insane. We are going to start tailgating at 700am and cook two meals before the fun begins at kickoff. Unfortunately, due to my second job it might be the only one I make it to this year.

The Dave Matthews Band is holding a summer tour contest with myspace giving away tickets to those that have DMB in their top friends. No, I will not send you the link to the contest and make it that much easier for you to win instead of me. If you are the poor guy that bumped off of my top friends for DMB, than I'm sorry. I guess we were not as good of friends as originally thought.

If you moved up on my list, then consider yourself complimented.

Vegas night tomorrow night. wOOt.

Time to cook dinner and get some sleep before working - live long and prosper.

"If my words are yours, can you hear my Father? Can Bill know my Father, keeping his eye on me? Can I bone Kai and Butchie know my Father instead?

"My Father's shy doing his business. Kai helps my Father dump out. Bill takes a shot. Shaunie is much improved.

"Joe is a Doubting Thomas. Joe will save Not-Aleman. Joe will bring his buddies home. This is how Freddy relaxes. Cup-o'joe, and Winchell's variety dozen.

"Mitch catches a good wave. Mitch wipes out. Mitch wipes out Cissy. Cissy shows Butchie how to do that. Cissy wipes Butchie out. Butchie hurts Barry's head. Mister Rollins comes in Barry's face. My Father runs the Mega-Millions.

"Fur is big. Mud is big. The stick is big. The word is big. Fire is huge. The wheel is huge. The line and circle are big. On the wall, the line and circle are huge. On the wall, the man at the wall makes a man from the circle and line. The man at the wall makes a Word on the wall from the circle and line. The Word on the wall hears my Father.

"The zeroes and ones make the Word in Cass's camera. In the Word on the wall that hears my-Father-in-Cass's-camera, the good one Mitch catches doesn't wipe Cissy out. In the-Word-that-hears-my-Father, Cissy shows Butchie something else. In-my-Father's-Word, Cissy shows Butchie in Shaun. In-my-Father's-Word, Tina raises Shaun at lunch. In Cass's-camera, Butchie lays the court out for Barry, and Mister Rollins watches, and he doesn't come on Barry's face. In Cass's-camera, Butchie knows Kai kept the faith. In-my-Father's-Word, the Wave lifts them up.

"In Cass's camera, Bill doesn't bump his head on the stairs. In Cass's-camera, as long as he's being stupid, Bill gives Lois a kiss.

"In His-Word-in-Cass's-camera, the Internet is big. Nine-Eleven is big, but not every towel-head is eradicated. In His-Word, We are coming Nine-Eleven-Fourteen.

"In my-Father's-Word, Bill sees how Freddy relaxes. In Cass's-camera, Ramon wants to know who's hungry, in the courtyard and Room Forty-Five.

"In my-Father's-Word-to-come-in-Cass's-camera, Doctor Smith calls Ocean Properties. In Cass's-camera-to-come, my Father stares Not Aleman down, and Freddy sees Bill much-improved.

"You will not note my-Father's-Word, nor remember Cass's-camera, but you will not forget what we did here."

So starting tonight I venture into the world of delivering newspapers. It's a side job I am going to pick up for Saturday & Sunday mornings to bring in some extra cash. It is $100 a weekend so it will definitely help a lot.

It's the second job of the month. I should switch second jobs every month or so to build some variety into my life. I could have a show on Discovery called "Second Jobs."

Anyways, my funny of the day.

( Hysterical )